Tuesday, December 30, 2014

HOW MANY 1959 HITS CAN YOU RECALL ???

BILLBOARD MAGAZINE LISTED THE FOLLOWING  FOR 1959 HITS.


I RECALL THEM ALL. EVEN REMEMBER SOME OF THE LYRICS!


The Hot 100 - 1959 Archive


Sunday, December 28, 2014

DEPRESSION ---BEST DEFINITION I HAVE HEARD

NATIONALLY KNOWN RADIO EVANGELIST--BEN HAYDEN HAS PROVIDED THE BEST SHORT, BUT SIMPLE DEFINITION OF DEPRESSION:


DEPRESSION == SUPPRESSED RAGE !


GLENN <><
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Saturday, December 27, 2014

SUPER CHRISTMAS ARTICLE---DAVID LIMBAUGH


The Cross Was Preceded by the Cradle



Friday, December 26, 2014

HEY! SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT !!!!!


OUR LOCAL WAL-MART (JUST LIKE YOURS ) WAS VERY, VERY PACKED ON CHRISTMAS EVE.


AS I CHECKED, OUT I CAUSALLY SAID TO THE CLERK, "DID YOU SEE GOV.MARY FALLIN, WHEN SHE WAS IN THE STORE A FEW MINUTES AGO ?"


THE CLERK'S EYES GREW LARGE AND HER MOUTH DROPPED OPEN. "REALLY?"


"YES, SHE DECLARED THE ENTIRE STORE A DISASTER AREA!"


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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

MOVE OVER ARNOLD---I'M BACK !

I have been away; but I sure didn't stay.


The military has an abbreviation that seems to sum up my situation so very well. I was O.B.E. (Overcome By Events).


Thank you to all the readers who faithfully checked the Blog during my absence.


Glenn <><
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THE CAVE REDISCOVERED

MEMORIES NEARLY FADED
RETURN ALWAYS JADED


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Saturday, December 13, 2014

ELEANOR POWELL ---JUST THE BEST EVER

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=eleanor+powell+movies&FORM=HDRSC3




HER LEGS GET ALL THE PUB, AS WELL THEY SHOULD.  IT IS HER SMILE, EYES, AND INVITING FACE THAT SLAYS ME.


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ELEANOR POWELL---TRULY AMAZING ROPE DANCE !!

THIS IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD. CHECK IT OUT !!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVgILXZvnxQ


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ONLY IN OKLAHOMA CAR AD

http://www.sethwadleyford.com/


CHECK IT OUT---RED NECK SALE INDEED


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Friday, December 12, 2014

JETMAN FLIGHT ---HARD TO BELIEVE

CHECK IT OUT


https://www.yahoo.com/tech/watch-a-jetwing-air-ballet-over-the-dubai-desert-105019667499.html


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OUR 2014 CHRISTMAS LETTER !!!


Dear Family & Friends

Each year we receive Christmas letters that chronicle the family highlights of the past year. The time is right for us to return the favor. Here goes:

  1. First Things First: Shawnee is a mid-size, growing, and ecologically sensitive community. For example---Our mayor had an ordinance passed aimed at cleaning up the city---All carjackers, muggers, and gangbangers are now required to shave.
  2. How Lucky Can One Family Be ?---This year we won a free cruise---To The Bermuda Triangle. Also, we were selected to be inflight extras on the remake of---Snakes On A Plane. Finally, we were selected as EPA Citizens of the Year. We were awarded our own island---Three Mile Island.
  3. It Can Get Windy On The Prairie---In addition to tornados we get some big straight line winds. This Spring it was so windy Superman was walking. A lady who lives on a farm told me the wind was so strong that one of her “layin’ hens” laid the same egg twice!
  4. Personal Achievements: Bought a million dollar life insurance policy for $89.47 from the Acme Insurance and Barn Painting Company. Invited to address the Million Mime March. Got in on the opening of a sequin mine in Las Vegas for $.17 per share. I went big and bought 100 shares. Chosen to be the Grand Marshall of the 1st Annual All Girl Harmonica Band Marching Parade.
  5. Achievements of Grandchildren: Grandson won first place in a school science fair contest. His prize was a Do It Yourself Atomic Bomb Kit. The line below a big mushroom cloud on the box cover read “Be the first kid in your block to be the only kid in your block!” Granddaughter placed second in the “Why Barbie Inspires Young Girls” theme contest. She received the entire New Realistic Barbie Collection. After she went to bed, Ken and Barbie climbed out of the second story bedroom window, went to town and got high and came home after 4:30am. Our granddaughter tried to ground Barbie; however, she grabbed a few clothes and went out on the lawn, woke Ken up, caught a cab, and headed to LA. Goodbye Inspiration!

As you can see, 2014 was an especially good year for us.   

Glenn <><
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Thursday, December 11, 2014

LOVE THE SECOND TIME AROUND !

RAYMOND LAY FLAT OF HIS BACK STARING AT THE CEILING. RAYMOND HAD NEVER BEEN IN BED WITH ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS LATE WIFE, BETH.




THE CRISP 600 COUNT SHEETS GAVE A MAGICAL CLEAN, CONFIDENT FEELING T0  RAYMOND. HIS NEW BRIDE , MARGARET, WAS STILL IN THE MOTEL HONEYMOON SUITE BATHROOM PREPARING TO JOIN RAYMOND IN THE SUPER KING SIZE, HEART-SHAPED BED.


MARGARET EMERGED FROM THE BATHROOM AND QUICKLY TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF AND WITHOUT COMMENT LAY ABOUT TWO FEET FROM HER 57 YEAR OLD SECOND HUSBAND.


RAYMOND CONTINUED TO NOT MOVE HIS HEAD; HOWEVER, HE SLOWLY INCHED HIS LEFT HAND TOWARD THE 49 YEAR RICH WIDOW.




THE SLOW, UNANNOUNCED MOVEMENT OF HIS HAND PERMITTED RAYMOND TO REFLECT UPON THEIR WHIRL WIND ROMANCE THAT SHOCKED THEIR CHILDREN, OTHER RELATIVES, AND WORK ASSOCIATES OF BOTH THE BRIDE AND GROOM.


HIS STEALTHY HAND ADVANCE WAS STOPPED BY MARGARET'S RIGHT HAND. SHE PUSHED HIS HAND BACK TO HIS LEFT SIDE. RAYMOND WAS MORE THAN A LITTLE UPSET BY HER REJECTION OF HIS WELL INTENDED LOVING ADVANCES.


BOTH LAY SILENT FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. MARGARET SPOKE FIRST AND SAID, "RAY HONEY, AREN'T YOU GOING TO KISS YOUR SUGAR MOMMY GOOD NIGHT?"


RAYMOND SWALLOWED HARD (AFTER ALL SHE HAD 4 MILLION DOLLARS) AND ROLLED TO HER AND STARTED TO KISS HER WHEN HE WAS STUNNED BY HER GREENISH-BROWN MUD FACIAL AND SLICED CUCUMBERS ON EACH CLOSED EYE!


WHEN RAYMOND SAW THIS SCARY FACIAL HE RETREATED TO HIS ORIGINAL POSITION. THIS CAUSED MARGARET TO ALMOST DEMAND, "RAY HONEY, AT LEAST TELL ME GOODNIGHT."


RAYMOND DID NOT HESITATE, "GOODNIGHT SWAMP !!!!"


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Monday, December 8, 2014

KEEP THOSE COMMENTS COMING !!!!!

ONE VERY VOCAL READER OF THIS BLOG SAID THE BLOG WAS MELANCHOLY AND LOADED WITH SENTIMENTAL RECOLLECTIONS.


CONGRATULATIONS: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CODE !!!!!!!


MAYBE W.B. YEATS SAID IT BEST. "WHEN I WAS A BOY WITH NEVER A CRACK IN MY HEART." (AT 73 I HAVE LOTS OF CRACKS IN MY HEART)


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Saturday, December 6, 2014

MY LAST TRIP TO SEE SANTA !!!!!!

ON MY  LAST VISIT TO SEE SANTA HE ASKED, "HEY KID, CAN YOU LOAN ME 20 BUCKS?"


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HOW IN THE WORLD DO THEY MAKE IT ??????

WHERE DO THEY GET THOSE COLORS? SHAPES? TASTES? SMELLS?






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Wednesday, December 3, 2014

MAIN PROBLEM WHEN I SHOP OTHER THAN WAL-MART !!!

MY MA DO WITHIN PROBLEM WHEN I SHOP AT PLACES OTHER THAN WAL-MART HAS NOTHING TO

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

THINGS THAT SERVE TO MAKE ME HAPPIER

A SINGLE FAMILY CAN POLUTE A CITY OR PLANET

ON A FAR AWAY, BACKWARD PLANET WHICH WAS PLAGUED WITH CHRONIC UNEMPLOYMENT AND ASSOCIATED SOCIAL PROBLEMS THERE LIVED MANY UNHAPPY PEOPLE.


ONE SUCH MALCONTENTED FAMILY POOLED ALL OF THEIR RESOURCES AND BOUGHT A USED ROCKETSHIP AND TRAVELED TO THE CLOSEST NEIGHBORING PLANET.


THEY LOCATED ON THE NEW PLANET IN A COMMUNITY ALREADY SETTLED BY A FEW FAMILIES FROM THEIR OLD PLANET.


INSTEAD OF LAUNCHING THEIR NEW LIFE WITH HARD WORK AND COOPERATION, THEY SOUGHT WAYS TO STEAL AND HOODWINK THEIR NEW NEIGHBORS.


AS THEIR FAMILY RAPIDLY GREW SO TOO DID THEIR REPUTATION FOR EVIL AND WICKED BEHAVIOR.


SOON THEIR FAMILY NAME BECAME A BYWORD FOR SHORTCUTS, BRIBES, FIGHTS, AND DRUNKNESS.


THEIR REPUTATION BECAME SO BAD THAT SOME MEMBERS OF THIS BAD FAMILY LIED ABOUT THEIR ANCESTRY.


AFTER MANY DECADES, OTHER FAMILIES FROM THE OLD PLANET CAME TO THE NEW PLANET AND SOUGHT  TO CORRECT A VERY BAD SITUATION.


THEY...... 


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Monday, December 1, 2014

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A SINGLE LETTER MAKES

IN GOVERNMENT 101 AT PURDUE UNIVERSITY IN THE FALL OF 1959 OUR YOUNG   PROF SAID AT THE OUTSET HE WANTED US TO BE SURE WE SPELLED WORDS CORRECTLY.


AS AN EXAMPLE HE POINTED OUT THE OMISSION OF JUST ONE LETTER IN "PUBLIC" CHANGED THE MEANING COMPLETELY. I FOUND IT STRANGE THAT THE SORORITY GIRLS WHO ALWAYS SAT UP FRONT SEEMED TO GET THE JOKE FIRST. MOST OF US BACK ROW COUNTRY BOYS WERE EITHER TOO DUMB OR TOO EMBARRASSED TO LAUGH.


BY THE WAY, THE PROF WOUND UP DATING ONE OF THE POOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO SAT UP FRONT. SHE WAS A BEAUTY CONTEST WINNER. HER BLONDE BEAUTY WAS SIMPLY ELECTRIC. OF COURSE AT 18, IT DIDN'T TAKE TOO MUCH TO IMPRESS ME! BACK THEN, GIRLS COULD NOT WEAR JEANS OR SLACKS TO CLASS. SHE HAD  CLOTHES  THAT SHE WORE WELL---VERY WELL !


COUPLE MORE COMMENTS ON GOV 101. I GOT A "D" ON THE FIRST ESSAY EXAM WITH A NOTE THAT I WAS ON THE VERGE OF FLUNKING THE COURSE. SOMETHING INSIDE SAID I COULD DO MORE THAN FLUNK AND GOT WITH AND GOT"A's" ON THE REMAINDER OF THE COURSE AND AN "A" FOR THE COURSE. THIS WAS MAYBE MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT AT PURDUE.


THIS GUY WAS A KOREAN WAR VET. HIS HAIR WAS SNOW WHITE AND HE WAS ABOUT 28 YEARS OLD. SEEMS IT WENT  WHITE WHILE COMMANDING AN ARMY COMPANY IN KOREA.
 
HIS OUTSIDE OF CLASS PASSION---BEYOND GIRLS---WAS BOXING. HE WAS A WALKING ENCYCLOPEDIA OF PROFESSIONAL BOXING TRIVIA.


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