Monday, May 22, 2017

TOP 10 BENEFITS OF OLD AGE

Top 10 Benefits of Reaching Old Age
                   
 1.By God’s Grace we lived long enough to get here.

 2.Half of the people we meet remind us someone else.

3.We get first dibs on motorized carts at Wal-Mart.

 4.Boy Scouts follow us to help us cross the street.

  5. We get to tell “Back in the Day” stories of nickel candy bars and 20 cents/gallon gasoline.

6. We can stretch the truth with grandkids with zero guilt.

7. Younger drivers give us friendly waves that resemble one-half of the Victory salute.

8. Christmas carolers always start at our house first.

  9. We are experts on Social Security & Medicare.

10. It takes a lot less to make us happy and a lot more to

       make us mad!!!!

Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday

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