I SHOP AT OUR LOCAL WAL-MART ABOUT 3 TIMES PER WEEK. WHEN WE TRAVEL WE USUALLY TAKE OUR REST STOPS AT A WAL-MART. MR. SAM HAS CHANGED AMERICA IN WAYS THAT RANK WITH HENRY FORD, THOMAS EDISON, AND RONALD MCDONALD. HERE ARE TEN OBSERVATIONS ABOUT AMERICA THAT YOU MIGHT SEE IN ANY WAL-MART:
1. All Wal-Mart shoppers have attended at least one "Come As You Are" party
2. Some Wal-Mart shoppers start "dressing down" and when they reach the 'don't care' stage they head for the Wal-Mart Smiley Face.
3. Some Wal-Mart shoppers probably think some of the good folks at Bentonville must smoke "left handers."
4. Male Wal-Mart shoppers tell their female companion "shop as long as you want" I 'll be over in the Sporting Goods.
5. Female Wal-Mart shoppers will stick closer to their male companion shopper than a shadow and watch them like a hawk and shake their head every time he picks something up.
6. Small children will select the biggest ball and older children will pick up the smallest ball in the Toys area.
7. Several Wal-Mart cart getters are saving their money to get the latest video game.
8. A great new Horror Movie might be "Freddy Cougar meets the Wal-Mart cake designer."
9. A female driver will circle the Wal-Mart parking lot 15 times to find a parking space two spots closer.
10. The "Auto Ready" Announcer in the Wal-Mart auto center practices mumbling and mispronounces every name over three letters long.
Glenn <><
JUST WEST OF YESTERDAY
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