"MAYBE SO HONEY BUT I GOT MY RIGHT FRONT TOOTH"
SHE HAULED OFF AND HIT HIM SO HARD HE SLIDE OUT OF THE BOOTH
HE GOT UP AND POINTED TO HIS RIGHT FRONT TOOTH
"I'M SO GLAD BABY I'M STILL IN MY YOUTH
AND SWEETIE I STILL GOT MY RIGHT FRONT TOOTH"
SHE CRIED AND SAID "THAT AIN'T NO UNTRUTH"
I SAID "I'D LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU HAD A RIGHT FRONT TOOTH!"
GLENN <><
JUST WEST OF YESTERDAY
HOW OR WHY DO YOU DO IT? YOU JUST SEEM TO GET GOOFER EVERY POST. I MET MY WIFE AT A MOBILE, ALABAMA TRUCK STOP WHEN I WAS OTR. SHE WAS JUST DIVORCED WAITRESS AND WAS MISSING A RIGHT FRONT TOOTH!! I AM AFRAID TO SHOW HER THIS LATEST POST FROM CRAZYLAND.
ReplyDeleteI AGREE WITH THE TRUCKER. MY WIFE IS MISSING A RIGHT FRONT TOOTH. SHE SAYS SHE FEEL ON THE ICE. IN LA? I DON'T THINK SO. SHE ONCE WON A TROPHY FOR MUD RASSLING! I DON'T MESS WITH HER WHEN SHE GETS MAD. I LIKE MY REAL TEETH TO MUCH.
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