NON-DEBATABLE REPLIES TO---"Are you gaining weight?"

1. Both my mother and father come from big boned families.

2. You should have seen me last year. I've dropped 65 lbs since Christmas.

3.  I might have been given the placebo in the clinic's weight loss study.

4.  My daughter and son-in-law bought a Daylite Donut Shoppe a couple of years ago. They pay us in donuts to watch their 18-month old twin boys.


5. I know now why my late mother would not let me play with you when we were kids.

Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday