"There Oughtta Be A Law" Title from Sunday Comic Strip Years Ago

TEN REASONS CLOWNS SHOULD BE  OUTLAWED

1. Scare Little Kids

2. Scare Old Folks

3. Criminal in Disguise

4, Run away Teenager

5. Child Support Skipper

6. Drug Dealer

7. Gangbanger

8. Unpredictable Actions

9. Clever pickpocket

10. Warrant Server