You Might Be An Uptown Redneck If You .....
(SOMETIMES I CAN'T HELP MYSELF !)
1. Use an Argyle Sock To Replace Gas Cap
2. Put Peanuts in Your Champagne Bottle
3. Send Your Daughter to Harvard to Learn Welding
4. Think Prince Albert is Next King of England
5. Do Your Biker Tattoos in Calligraphy
6. Buy 8 Track Featuring the Three Tenors
7. Think Racquet Ball is a Mafia School Prom
8. Convert Your 40 " Flat TV to Fish Finder
9. Think Artificial Intelligence was Invented by Store Mannequins
10. Think Wal-Mart Sells Rolex Watches
Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday
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