I HAVE SAID IT A MILLION AND ONE TIMES......

I HAVE SAID IT A MILLION AND ONE TIMES: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE MALL EASTER BUNNIES. THEY WILL SET YOU BACK!!!!!


THE FOLLOWING URL PROVES MY POINT:
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/03/21/newport-mall-easter-bunny-brawl/


SOMEHOW THIS WECKLESS WABBIT; THIS FIRST COUSIN TO BUGGS; THIS NOCTURNAL NIGHTMARE SEEMS TO ALWAYS CAUSE PROBLEMS WHERE EVER HE GOES.


IN KENTUCKY THERE IS AN OFT TOLD STORY CONCERNING "MR. TROUBLE MAKER." A VERY MEAN MAN ASKED THREE PRE-TEENS IF THE BUNNY HAD LEFT ANY CANDY FOR THEM? THEY REPLIED, "NO, BUT WILL WHEN WE GO TO BED."


THIS MEAN MAN SAID DON'T LOOK FOR ANY MORE EASTER CANDY. WITH ALMOST PERFECT HARMONY THEY ASKED,"WHY?"


"SOME DUDE OVER IN HALLS GAP SHOT HIM WITH A SHOT GUN."


NEAR TEARS, THEY ASKED,"DID HE SAY ANYTHING BEFORE GOING TO THAT BIG CARROT PATCH IN THE SKY?"


I AM TOLD HE SAID, "TELL....TELL.... THE OTHER TWO I TOOK ......ONE....ONE FOR THE TEAM" (AN OBVIOUS REFERENCE TO SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY.)


"HIS NOSE STOPPED TWITCHING, HIS EARS FELL SLOWLY TO THE GROUND AND HIS EASTER BASKET TILTED AT AN 87 DEGREE
ANGLE SPILLING MOST OF THE PEEPS AND CHOCOLATE HOLLOW CORE BUNNIES. THE LEGEND CAME TO AN END."


"I HAVE SAID IT A MILLION AND ONE TIMES----THOSE EASTER BUNNIES WILL SET YOU BACK!"


GLENN <><
JUST WEST OF YESTERDAY


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