JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD SEEN IT ALL----THIS APPEARS !!!!!
"I lost my glass eye in an ALL-IN Texas Hold 'em casino bet.
Wanted to buy: Used, brown, left side glass eye
Specifications: No marbles, ceramics, clay, or play dough, genuine Pyrex glass only. Must have blood shot streaks that look like North Carolina roadmaps to match other eye.
Eye needed no later than 4-1-16. Wedding now at risk. Will pay eye-watering dollar, insurance and expedited shipping.
1-555-E-Y-E G-O-N-E, ask for Winkie"
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