Monday, August 8, 2016

MEDS, MEDS, AND MORE MEDS


DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS TODAY ??




15 UNDENIABLE TRUTHS ABOUT YOUR MEDICATIONS 

1. You go to a doctor whose name you cannot pronounce; he/she writes a script you cannot read; you take it to a pharmacist you may not know; yet you take it with unquestioned faith.


2. If you drop a pill, it will immediately roll to the most inaccessible location.


3. There is an inverse relationship between pill/capsule size and costs. The small ones cost the most.


4. When you go on vacation your meds suitcase will weigh more than your clothes suitcase.

5. You discover the pill that’s most important to your health will run out when your pharmacist is closed and it’s a three day holiday.

6. Your list of meds is as long as a love letter.

7. The brand name meds will go generic the same day your doctor takes you off of it.

8. It takes you a half hour or more to fill your meds 7-Day planner.

9. You run out of sleep meds the night your daughter/granddaughter has a 5-girl sleepover.

10. A relative dies and you are in charge of flushing their meds down the toilet and every sewer rat in town gets high!!!


11. The possible side effects are worse than your ailment.


12. A friend discovers you are taking a med that her late sister took and she is convinced the med killed her!


13. Young people carry their meds in one hand. Old folks carry their meds in one Wal-Mart sack.


14. Why is it we never miss a meal but sometimes forget to take our meds?


15. Another mystery--You change doctors and the first thing they
do is question the wisdom of your former doctor in prescribing this or that med. (I have been there more than once)


Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday




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