When To Change Doctors

You might want to  change doctors if your doctor………….

1. Is named Frankenstein or Kevorkian.

2. Asks to borrow money from you.

3. Insists you return all unused pain meds to him/her.

4. Looks like Doogie Howser.

5. Has a diploma from a medical correspondence school.

6. Wants to do a blood test just before Halloween.

7. Takes a call from a funeral director.

8. Goes to rehab more than twice annually.

9. Suggests you do not buy any green bananas.

10. Likes Obamacare.

Glenn <><

Just West of Yesterday