DEWEY,
CHEATUM & HOWE
Specializing in School
Disciplinary Law
Dear Former
Paris Crossing High School Student:
We solicit
your assistance in collecting information about teacher/student beat downs
during your days at Paris Crossing High School. The information will be part of
a Class Action lawsuit we plan to file against the estates of former teachers.
Your factual
description (s) of teachers using abnormal force against helpless, defenseless
students would be of invaluable assistance. Be specific and give as much detail
as possible.
One of your
classmates produced a blurry, yellowed Kodak Brownie Hawkeye picture that shows
him getting off a school bus that allegedly shows the results of a teacher beat
down. The student had a patch over his left eye, a band aid covering a cut lip,
his right arm was in a sling and he had a crutch under his left arm. He told an
investigator from our firm that as bad as he looked he felt he was one of the
lucky ones. In addition, he has suffered post-traumatic teacher beat down since
age 20. To quote Dr. B. Owens, “Losing
weight and turning mighty pale.”
Information
gleaned from the private diaries of former PCHS students claimed they were
privately threatened with brass knucks, rubber hoses and even waterboarding. All collected information will be shared with
Nazi hunters in Israel.
Your prompt
reply will move your big payout a day closer.
Ima Cheatum
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