In Sunday's newspaper you see an ad for the exact car you have been looking for. The car is being sold by an individual. You excitedly place a call and ask the seller several very important questions and his answers are on the top line and what he really means is on the second line.
1What he says: "It's a real classic."
What he means: "I can't find parts for this car anywhere."
2. He says: "Only burns a little oil."
He means: "This car smokes like a locomotive."
3. He says: "Most of the miles are just road miles."
He means "Three Baja races and five Trans-Canada runs."
4. He says: "It has a few small dents."
He means: "I rolled that sucker three times."
5. He says: "Like new tires."
He means: I can see the steel belts on all tires."
6. He says: "Drives out nice."
He means: "After 90 mph its smooth as silk."
7. He says: "Pulls a bit to the right."
He means: "I forgot to take the dirt track tires off."
8. He says: "A/C needs some Freon."
He means: "A/C has never worked and never will"
9. He says: "Radio is slightly scratchy."
He means: "The second fire under the dash cooked it."
10. He says:: "Best mpg of all my cars."
He means: "Better have 2 jobs for this guzzler."
Glenn <><
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