FORGET THE COUCH SHRINK ! THIS POST WILL SET EVERYTHING RIGHT IN YOUR MARRIAGE/RELATIONSHIPS.
1. Do you keep a blanket and extra pillow in your garage?
2. When is the last time you took that special someone to a 24-hour flea market?
3. Do you sometimes forget where you hide that secret money in a Wal-Mart grocery sack?
4. Do you have Zero e-mails on your computer?
5. How much did you pay the neighbors not to call the laws again?
6. Do the name Ruby Begonia mean anything to you?
7. Have the producers of Judge Judy's show ever interviewed either of you?
8. When relatives/good friends come 1500 miles to visit do you make plans for them to sleep in your House? City park? Salvation Army? In their own car?
9. If your significant other won an 11-foot stuffed alligator from the Swamp People program, where would you place it? Mount it on your bright orange Charger roof? Under the Guest Room bed? Take it on your next airline flight as luxury Carry On luggage?
10. Who wears the "pants" in your house? Man? Women? Dog/Cat? Goldfish?
Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday
As William Service once wrote: "A promise made is a debt unpaid" This Post is the one I recently promised. Others are in production and review.
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