FIRST PUBLIC DISPLAY OF NEW SERIES

FIRST PUBLIC DISPLAY OF NEW SERIES

 

 

6. IN COLLEGE ECONOMICS 101 I HEARD ABOUT OPPORTUNITY COSTS. MUCH LATER

LEA

1 SOME HUSBANDS ACT LIKE COUNTY FAIR SHOW PIGS---THEY DON’T DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD!

2. WHY IS IT WE FEEL SO GOOD WHEN FIND THE TV REMOTE AND SO BAD WHEN WE CAN NOT LOCATE IT 30 MINUTES LATER?

3. WE THOUGHT HE WAS HUMBLE UNTIL HE TOLD US HE WAS.

4. VACATIONING WITH RELATIVES IS LIKE HOLDING A LIT CHERRY BOMB---SOONER OR LATER IT WILL GO OFF!

5. COUPON USER AT THE GROCERY STORE SHOULD BE CHARGED SO MUCH A MINUTE EXTRA WHEN THEY DELAY THE LINE.

6. IN COLLEGE ECONOMICS 101 I HEARD ABOUT OPPORTUNITY COSTS. NOW AT A MUCH OLDER AGE, I KICK MYSELF FOR OPPORTUNITIES LOST!

7. MOST CPAs DIE/RETIRE BETWEEN THE TIME YOUR TAX RETURN IS SENT AND THE IRS AUDIT.

8. ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE FALSE INCLUDING THIS ONE.

9 WHO SAID, “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME A LARGE STARBUCKS LATTA?”

10. AFTER AGE 55, YOU LEARN STORES PAY UNEMPLOYED CIRCUS CLOWNS TO HIDE YOUR UNATTENDED SHOPPING CART.

11. IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER I WOULD HAVE HAD A V-8.

12. EVER WONDER WHY THE PAPERBOY ALWAYS PICKS THE DAY THE WEATHER PERSON PREDICTS 100 PERCENT CHANCE OF HEAVY RAIN TO SKIP THE PLASTIC WRAPPER?

13. THREE STATEMENTS TO NEVER BELIEVE:

       (1) “HE WON’T BITE”

       (2) “THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL”

       (3) “WE NORMALLY DON’T GET WEATHER LIKE THIS AROUND HERE”

14. TO ALL RESIDENTS OF NIBIRU: TRASH PICKUP HAS BEEN MOVED FROM TUESDAY TO THURSDAY.CONTINUE TO PUT ALL CLEAN RECYCLABLES IN THE NON-BIODEGRADABLE BLUE BOX.

15. I’VE SEEN YOUR FACE SOMEWHERE BEFORE; I THINK IT WAS IN THE POST OFFICE.

16. THOSE FRENCH HAVE A DIFFERENT WORD FOR EVERYTHING.

 

 

GLENN

JUST WEST OF YESTERDAY

ABOUT OPPORTUNITY COSTS. NOW AT A MUCH OLDER AGE, I KICK MYSELF FOR OPPORTUNITIES LOST!

7. MOST CPAs DIE/RETIRE BETWEEN THE TIME YOUR TAX RETURN IS SENT AND THE IRS AUDIT.

8. ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE FALSE INCLUDING THIS ONE.

9 WHO SAID, “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME A LARGE STARBUCKS LATTA?”

10. AFTER AGE 55, YOU LEARN STORES PAY UNEMPLOYED CIRCUS CLOWNS TO HIDE YOUR UNATTENDED SHOPPING CART.

11. IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER I WOULD HAVE HAD A V-8.

12. EVER WONDER WHY THE PAPERBOY ALWAYS PICKS THE DAY THE WEATHER PERSON PREDICTS 100 PERCENT CHANCE OF HEAVY RAIN TO SKIP THE PLASTIC WRAPPER?

13. THREE STATEMENTS TO NEVER BELIEVE:

       (1) “HE WON’T BITE”

       (2) “THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL”

       (3) “WE NORMALLY DON’T GET WEATHER LIKE THIS AROUND HERE”

14. TO ALL RESIDENTS OF NIBIRU: TRASH PICKUP HAS BEEN MOVED FROM TUESDAY TO THURSDSAY.CONTINUE TO PUT ALL CLEAN RECYCLABLES IN THE NON-BIODEGRADABLE BLUE BOX.

15. I’VE SEEN YOUR FACE SOMEWHERE BEFORE; I THINK IT WAS IN THE POST OFFICE.

16. THOSE FRENCH HAVE A DIFFERENT WORD FOR EVERYTHING.