Saturday, September 15, 2012

WELL, IT MIGHT HAPPEN.....



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Maybe we didn’t get the updated info on some of the songs we loved. Here is my version of what might have happened:

BLUEBERRY HILL became a nuclear waste dump that glowed at night. Could be seen 30 miles away!

The HEART BREAK HOTEL was closed by the Health Dept. because a HOUND DOG carried in a bed bug infestation!

LOVE LETTERS IN THE SAND lasted until the BP oil platform disaster covered them!  

PEGGY SUE continues to make an annual Feb visit to an Iowa cornfield and places a single red rose on the exact spot where the music died.
WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOIN’ ON became the official theme song for the U.S. Earthquake Monitoring Center!

CHARLIE BROWN continued to smoke and is near death but he makes trips to schools to warn kids of the dangers of smoking.

WAKE UP LITTLE SUZIE did wake up is now a national ad executive for a national mattress company.

YOU SEND ME was adopted by the US Apollo astronauts as their official motto.

HONEY COMB became a breakfast cereal that kids love and moms hate.

LONG TALL SALLY signed a long term WNBA contract with millions of dollars in endorsements.

BLUE SUEDE SHOES became a standard part of wedding tux outfits.
A WHITE SPORTS COAT is part of the uniform for male health inspectors.

That’s enough for now. Maybe more later!

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