You scrimp, sacrifice, and save for years and now have enough money to look for that special five bedroom, three bath, multi-level dream house with a three car garage, large outdoor pool, enclosed Jacuzzi, on an acre lot located in an exclusive gated community. Before you call a realtor, better take this short quiz to see if you are ready for the big move to the east side:
1. T F A caring upscale homeowner should put pink flamingos on all sides of their home.
2. T F To help beautify the neighborhood, a good neighbor will use his three old washing machines as an elephant ear planter.
3. T F Blocks used to jack up your two old inoperative pickup trucks should be painted the same color as the house.
4. T F For your housewarming dinner you should instruct the butcher to cut the baloney 4 slices/pound.
5. T F Your cousin-in-law should never park his 1971 motor home more than five weeks in your driveway.
IF YOU MARKED 1 OR MORE TRUE---Stay in your doublewide
IF YOU MARKED 1 OR MORE FALSE--Stay in your doublewide
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