1. You need your grandchildren to program every new piece of electronic equipment you buy.
2. When you wake up from an afternoon nap you have no idea what day it is.
3. To open a sealed package you have to use a crowbar.
4. More and more young drivers give you the friendly one-half of the victory salute.
5. You are absolutely convinced an evil spirit hides your keys and the TV Remote.
6. You don't trust anyone under 65.
7. You remember the first names of Lucy and Ricky's neighbors.
8. If you can remember the first McDonalds you visited.
9. You can recall when Five & Dime had nothing to do with illegal drugs,
10. If you stand a little taller when the National Anthem is played.
Glenn <><
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