Out here on the Prairie you can say anything you want about someone IF you preface the ugly remark with "Bless their heart....."
Examples: "Bless her heart, she has jealous eyes: One eye keeps watching the other eye!"
"Bless his heart, he married her not for love, but for her money. He sure would love to get her daddy's money!"
"Bless their hearts, those kids are so dumb they think Men in Black was a documentary!"
You have the general idea. Try it. It works every time!
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