Saturday, October 1, 2011

ZIT and ZAT

OK, THIS MIGHT NOT BE ACCEPTABLE TO ALL BLOG READERS. FORGIVENESS IS SOUGHT IN ADVANCE.


Before physics class started, an upperclassman showed off an obviously infected pimple square in the middle of his forehead. A member of our class, not me, asked if he might pop it. The proud owner said OK.


Using the "AMA Approved" two thumb finger nail method, the zit was soon to be history. Several boys gathered to watch the operation. With the force of a 10 megaton bomb the contents of the zit exploded and shot toward the opener at the speed of light. Fortunately, the opener wore glasses and the contents merely splattered on the lens. We all had a big laugh and class started soon thereafter.


Boys in high school had several unscientific, and vulgar, reasons we had acne in the first place!!!!!!

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