OLD SALT CURED KY HAM !

OLD SALT CURED KY HAM

     There are several things a real Kentuckian never jokes about. 

                                      Here's some examples:

* UK BASKETBALL

* COACH RUPP

* AB "HAPPY" CHANDLER

* REDS BASEBALL

* LOCATION OF MINNOW TRAP

* NASCAR RACING

* EXPECTED TOBACCO PRICES

* MUSHROOM PATCH

* PINBALL MACHINES THAT PAYOFF

*  BAD GUN TRADES

* WINNERS OF ROOK TOURNEY

* FAST CARS/HORSES/WOMEN

* SHIFTY KINFOLKS

* RELATIVES IN THE JOINT

* COLONEL SANDERS

* RELIGION OR CHURCHES

* BARGAINS AT DOLLAR GENERAL

* RELATIVES THAT MISTREAT KIDS/WOMEN

* CROOKED CARD/DICE GAMES