Monday, March 19, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 15)


                                              (Please previous chapters first)

 

While Roy’s Sunday was filled with poetry, Larry’s was filled with panic.

 

“I wonder what Joni may have told Roy about our motel saga?”

 

Larry soon started to rationalize in high gear: “That was some time ago---I was young and foolish—I was letting hormones rule my brain---Besides she initially agreed to do it---I had already paid for the motel room---Joni is messed up because of the wild life of her crazy mother---Any boy would get mad if a girl changed her mind at the last minute---Maybe she didn’t tell Roy all of the details---Maybe I am just letting my mind get out of control---After all, I did sorta tell her I was sorry, sorta. I did call her and read Roy’s “Love at first sight letter.””

 

It is strange how the mind works. Larry suddenly decided he needed to take a Sunday afternoon nap, only his parents did stuff like that. When he awoke, he stopped making excuses and started to think of how to make his guilt and shame go away. This not knowing was driving him nuts.

 

“I guess  I could just tell Roy the whole story.Or maybe I should just nibble around the edges and stop when Roy has heard enough. Maybe I shouldn’t mention it unless Roy brings it up.”

 

Meanwhile, back on the Wilson farm, Roy had the strongest of desires to just hold Joni and he also wanted to have his friend Larry do some confessing.

 

Roy went to Sunday evening services with his family per normal; however, Larry did not come. Roy had no way of knowing that at the start of Sunday night worship, Larry was on the telephone talking to Joni.

 

                               To be continued…….

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 14)

                                       Please read previous chapters first

Love can do strange things to a man. It can inspire ordinary men to do extraordinary feats. Roy, not known for poetry, book reports or FFA essays wrote the following Sunday afternoon after he came home from church:


                                            Captivating Beauty
                             (Written for Joni after our first date)

Her incomparable beauty redirected swarms of honey bees toward her

Forget ‘launching a thousand ships, her smile caused ten times that many to remain in port in  hopes of just getting a glimpse of her smile

Sun flowers preferred her radiance rather than timeless old Sol

Zephyrs and wisps serve as anointed messengers of her alluring scent

Teenage boys ceased dreaming of homers and touchdowns and wondered if she had any head-turning sisters at home

The faltering eyes of old men rapidly flipped old calendars when she passed

Moms worried their sons would think of her as an angel that fell from heaven

Her hypnotic beautiful essence made dictionaries and thesauruses obsolete

Greeks never met her yet fashioned her perfectly in smooth Aegean marble

Bible scholars reexamined re-incarnation when they saw her---Eve alive again

To see her arresting summation of all things perfect brought a serene peace

She was indeed the model of all things profoundly heart-stopping in the flesh

Some women start fights, her beauty sheathed the swords of all combatants

                                     ---An Unapologetic Smitten Roy Wilson

He read and re-read his poem about Joni. He said out loud, "Did I really write that?"

Now, he had to figure out the time and place to give it to the most wonderful woman in all of the world.



Monday, March 12, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 13)

                               

Please Read Previous Chapters First (Especially Chapters 10, 11, &12

                Sharing a common stressful event serves to strengthen the bond between the participants. Not much was said on the way to Joni’s house. As the car stopped, Roy said, “Miss Joni, I sure would like to see you again next Friday night.”

               Joni immediately, with a joyful voice replied, “I’ll be ready and waiting Mr. Roy.”

               The good night kiss at the door was filled with an extra measure of tenderness and understanding. Their prolonged hug said what words and even kisses could not utter. The hug is the most underrated expression of human love. Roy and Joni both appreciated it---a whole lot.

               Driving home, Roy started thinking about his relationship with Larry. Should he stop talking to him? If Larry asked about Joni should he lie? What was the Christian way to handle this?

               On Saturday, Roy and his Dad had an extra-heavy duty amount of farm work that had to be done. After showering that late afternoon and eating his mother’s blue ribbon winning chicken and noodles he lay on his bed thinking of Joni and how he would respond to Larry. Just before the last sprinkle of sand from the man carrying a sack of it, he felt the best answer would be to see how Larry would approach him. Roy said a quick “Thank You Lord” for the answer and he feel asleep remembering a girl named Joni.

                The next morning, Roy rode with his family to church. Between the Sunday School and worship service, Larry placed an arm around Roy and asked in a low manly voice, “How was the date with Joni?”

                “Larry, it was great. Joni is a very special young woman.”

                “I agree Roy. I dated her for a while. Did you know that?”

                “Yes, she mentioned that."

                "What did she tell you about me?”

                Thankfully, the music for worship service started and Roy and Larry found their regular seats toward the back. After the morning worship, Larry suggested to Roy that they catch a sandwich and talk some more. Roy said, “No can do, Mom is cooking a big lunch and it is an all hands, make that mouths, on deck.”

                “One quick question Roy; are you going to go out with her again?”

                “Larry, yes sir: Same time, same girl and same station next Friday night.”

                 Roy left a somewhat puzzled Larry standing at the edge of the church parking lot.
                                                    To Be Continued…..

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 12)


Please Read Previous Chapters First (Especially Chapter 10 & 11)

Sometimes eyes and touch are all the words that need be spoken. Roy and Joni clutched both their hands tightly together. Their eyes reflected the different types of pain---Joni for reliving the nightmare and Roy because of his hurt for Joni and his explosive anger toward Larry.

Roy broke his clasp of Joni’s hands to take a quick sip of root beer, “I am absolutely shocked that Larry would do that to you. That is not the Larry I’ve known for several years. But I know you are telling me the truth. Joni, I don’t think less of you; but I sure think a lot less of Larry.”

Roy stopped talking, took another long sip of his root beer, and restarted, “Joni, your story about the horrible time with Larry made me very, very mad, at Larry that is. I sensed in your voice and eyes it was difficult for you to revisit that painful part of your life. You may have felt like it scrapped the scab off of your emotional wound. I wonder how many couples with such a limited knowledge of each other could do what you did. “

“Thanks Roy, I sure needed to hear that from you.”

Roy sought to refocus Joni’s pain and his anger back to their date by shifting to a brief statement about his life.

“Joni,“Your courage inspires me to say some things about relationships in my life. Want to hear them?”

“Sure,” as she wiped her eyes with the “Drink Coca Cola napkin.

“As I told you, and you probably guessed, I am something of an amateur kisser. Is kisser really a word? I played Spin the Bottle at a birthday party when I was 16. One of the girls wanted me to stay with her in the hallway after our mandatory kiss was complete. I walked pretty fast back into the living room. Why are you smiling?

“I am smiling because of your innocence and open air honesty, that’s all.”

“If you thought that account was humorous, get a load of this.”

“My Senior Prom date was like somebody in the movies with a split personality. At school, on the way to the Prom, and while we were at the Prom, she was mild mannered and soft-spoken. Because the gravel road to her house was at the bottom of her front yard, we actually parked within maybe a hundred feet of her front door; however, because of the up and down landscape of her front yard, a car parked in front of her house could not be seen from the first floor of her house. When I turned the car off, she came at me like a tiger set free. She proceeded to put her hands on each side of my face and literally pull my head to her lips. She started kissing me like a long-lost rich uncle with a suitcase of money to save the family farm.”

“Roy, what happened next?”

“I finally broke her grasp on my head and got out of the car and walked her to the door and kissed her on the cheek, quickly said good night and drove home. How many seniors get home from their Senior Prom at 11:30pm? You are talking to one right now.”

Joni sought to lighten the conversation by saying, “You will probably hate me forever for this; but, I have to ask you a question. OK?”

“Go right ahead.”

Joni started to smile, then laugh, then laugh some more and finally with a straight face asked Roy, “Do you believe 7-Up is green?”

“Of course not!”

Before Roy continued, the full meaning of Joni’s question hit him head-on and at full speed. His face became very red and his cheeks felt like they did when he had the mumps.

Joni bowed her head and felt a shame that nearly produced tears. “Roy, I’m so, so sorry. Will you please, please forgive me?”

“Joni, I am just a plain vanilla country boy that has not had much experience with girls. You told me the truth about your painful experience with Larry and I told you the truth about my limited, maybe not so exciting, experience with girls.”

“Roy, what I said was mean and out of place. I would take it all back if I could. Are we still friends?”

“Joni, I would like to be more than just a friend. As a matter of fact, I am proud of my so-so dating track record,” referring again to his lack of experience with girls.

“Roy, I like you all the more because of it. What I’d give to have your record.”

“You really would?”

“Absolutely, cross my heart and hope to die if I’m lying.”

“I forgive you—sure—I forgive you. We need to start home.”

“OK, let’s go my very, very special friend,” as she firmly placed her arm under the elbow angle of the Roy’s arm.   

                                        To be continued…….

Monday, March 5, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 11)


                      NOTICE: Mild Sexual Reference in This Chapter                       

                              Please Read Previous Chapters First

When their order came, Joni picked at her food and thought and rethought how to best tell some very personal and unpleasant things to Roy. Joni didn’t know exactly how to tell Roy about her painful past experiences. Besides, no one on the first date ever does that---but she felt she had to make sure Roy knew some very important things about her. She really liked this country bumpkin.

“Roy, I must tell you some things about my background and what I have experienced.”

“Sure, I’ll just be a good listener.”

Joni thought to herself how naive Roy was. He might stop her before she finished. He might just take her home and never date her again. He might do a lot of things; however, she felt compelled to tell him the truth.

“My mother is on husband number four and she has had more “uncles” spend a night or two with us than I care to remember. I don’t like the things my mother has done; but I still love her and guess I will always love her.”

“Joni, how does that affect us?”

“Well, most of the boys I grew up with knew about my home life and figured ‘like mother, like daughter’ and some tried to push me to do things I didn’t want to do.”

“What do mean Joni?”

“I have had many dates and a few of the boys wanted me to go all the way with them. I swear Roy I never did. I must be honest and tell you I was close, very close on one occasion. This is hard for me tell you about it and maybe even harder for you to hear.”

“I promise not to interrupt, go on Joni.”

“After high school, a very close classmate married and moved away and a year later had a baby and she invited me to come visit her and see her baby. I was dating a boy then who was more than just a friend. I thought I really loved him. Anyway, I told him about the trip and he and I cooked up a plan to make the trip a very, very special trip.”

“How?”

“I told my mother and he told his parents I would stay overnight at my classmate’s home and my boyfriend would stay at a nearby motel. It was a big lie. We planned to spend the night together at the motel. Please Roy, you’ve got to hear the rest.”

“Go on, I guess.”

“We stayed the afternoon at my friend’s home, had supper, and started for the motel he had earlier arranged while I went shopping for a baby gift with my friend. On the way to the motel, I just couldn’t go through with it and told my boyfriend I did not want to turn out like my mother. He became very mad and called me some very bad names. I asked him to loan me some money to rent a separate room because I had spent all of my money on a nice gift for the baby. He refused and said I could sleep in the car or in his motel room. It was very cold and I asked if his room had two beds. He said it did. Once in the room, he tried again to convince me to stick with our original plan. I refused. I slept in one of the beds by myself with my clothes on. He got super mad because I cried for a long, long time. The next morning we drove home without saying a word to each other. We never dated again.  Roy, I saved the worst for the last. Sure you want to hear it?”

“How could it be any worse? Go ahead.”

“The boyfriend was your close friend, Larry.”

Silence comes in various types and sizes. There is a temporary silence experienced by a child who discovers his favorite toy has been left in the backyard overnight and mom was certain to get mad. There is silence produced when a high school teenager is asked to name three of our country’s major Founders. There is special silence when a new father holds his infant son for the first time.

The silence that followed Joni’s painful account was filled with Roy’s non-verbal shock, anger and disbelief. Joni’s silence was a mixture of fear for what Roy might think and do; however, there was a certain relief because her emotional cyst had been finally lanced. She had never told anyone about her nightmare before tonight.

Roy started slowly shaking his head and opened his mouth and nothing came out. Joni grabbed his right hand and squeezed it like she was about to fall from the roof of a very tall building.

Roy started, “I…. I…. I’m not… I’m not sure what I am supposed to say.”

“Roy, just say something, anything, just say something, please!”

“I feel like I’ve been…. I’ve been shot in my guts with a shotgun, a double barrel shotgun!”

“Roy, I’m so sorry. Please believe me, I’m very, very sorry,” cried the sobbing Joni.

“I’ll worry about Larry later; right now I’m hurting for you,” as Roy squeezed Joni’s hand to emphasize the depth of his concern.

More silence followed---a meditative kind of silence engulfed both of these hurting young adults.
                                            To be continued………


Monday, February 26, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 10)



                  (PLEASE READ PREVIOUS CHAPTERS FIRST)

The next kiss was much, much different. Both had an unspoken understanding of the impending difference. Roy moved his face a few inches in front of Joni’s face and stopped to survey, like an artist, the many beautiful and splendidly inviting features. Both of their eyes spoke volumes without saying a word.

Their lips joined together in purposeful slow motion. The kiss was long, deep, and intense. Joni’s tongue was joined by a new combatant and the match was declared a satisfying draw!

Joni caught her breath and struggled to utter, “Wow! Roy you are one fast learner.”

Roy, in a low, yet complimentary matter of fact manner replied, “I owe it all to my wonderful teacher.”

Several seconds evaporated before Joni spoke, “Roy, have you ever wondered just how crazy all of this is?”

“What do you mean?”

“You know, we’ve maybe been in each other’s presence for maybe an hour total. You don’t really know me----who I am, where I’ve been and what I’ve done.”

“OK, I guess that is all true. However, I do know I like you a lot, a whole lot.”

“Roy, maybe we need to slow down and get to know each other better.”

“Let’s talk about that after the movie; which theater, Savoy or Bijou? Will it be Tracey and Hepburn or Roy and Dale? You choose.”

Joni pretended to be in a closed consultation with her innermost being when she replied, “Hmm, since we are rational adults…., However, I’m a sucker for Singing Cowboys. Let’s saddle up and ride over and spend an evening with the singing Roy Rogers and his duet partner---Dale Evans.”

“Well, pardner, they went that’a way sheriff, “ as Roy shifted the car into gear and headed toward the Bijou.

Joni stole a look at her compact mirror, smiled, and gave Roy an innocent cousin-like peck on his right cheek.

After an hour and a half singing saga of “The Cowboy and the Senorita” and another half hour of Coming Attractions and a Buggs Bunny cartoon, the pair of first time daters squinted their eyes as they emerged from the dark theater onto the sidewalk illuminated by the fast blinking marquee white light bulbs.

They walked hand in hand about three-quarters of a block to Sammy’s---a sweet shop with hamburgers and hot dogs. Joni knew the next part of their very pleasant first date would be hard for her, very, very hard.

                                 To be continued……    


Thursday, February 22, 2018

Roy and Joni (Chapter 9)


                  PLEASE READ OTHER CHAPTERS FIRST

For the first few blocks, a mutually acceptable study hall-like silence spoke with deafening force. At the first Stop sign, Joni took a nervous big breath and slowly exhaled through her Revlon-shuttered mouth. This nonverbal cue signaled Joni's next intentions. She lifted her left hand to the elevation of Roy’s right shoulder and with the index finger of her left hand, she made a couple of upward gentle strokes that started at the base of Roy’s hairline on his neck.

When she returned her hand to its original location, Roy said in a voice much lower than normal volume, “What would you think if I said I wanted to stop this car and kiss you right now?” Before she could answer, he continued, “Joni, I’ve been held captive by the memory of our first kiss after the party. I’ve never had anything like that happen to me before.”

“Roy you really are a rare human being----you just don’t know any better than to say what you think. I like that, I like it a lot,” she said in an approving voice, buttressed by a toothy smile.

Now, it was Roy’s non-spoken turn to perform the big inhale-exhale exercise through his green coated month. “Do you remember what I asked you,” Roy inquired? Joni quickly responded with a studied, yet happy voice, “I would say, find the next place to park this car and I’ll give you my answer.”

Beckham’s Donut Shop’s parking lot had been empty since noon. With soldier- like precision, Roy rolled his window down and stuck his left arm out in a right turn inclination. The car stopped in the welcoming parking lot after only about 20 feet from the street.

 He left the motor running and turned his face and attention to look into her cosmetically finely-tuned cover girl face. “My goodness, you are so beautiful.” Joni had been complimented many times before about her stunning beauty; however, none had the simple honesty of Roy’s observation.

He scooted a few inches closer to Joni and kissed her. By a comparison to a car race, the first kiss was just a practice lap. The next kiss was somewhat more intense and it could be called the parade lap. He could not help but think in a micro-second intermission before the third kiss, “I wonder if she’ll use her tongue on the next kiss?” Meanwhile, Joni was thinking, “I don’t want to appear to be a love-starved female, yet that kiss after the party meant so much to this good-looking farm boy and it meant a lot to me as well. Should I kiss him like I did before?”
                                               To Be Continued…….    


Glenn <><                      

Sunday, February 4, 2018

"I GOT A THINKIN' PROBLEM"

I INTERRUPT THIS BLOG !!!

I have mentioned before, I love old classic Country music. In fact, I can go way, way back to the original Jimmy Rogers, Ernest Tubb, Hank Williams, etc. For me, most modern Country music is Rock and Roll with boots on!

However, I introduce to Blog readers one of the modern Country singers (David Ball) that had a hit from a few years ago that says something to me and maybe, just maybe, someone I can't ever forget!

Just West of Yesterday,


Glenn <><

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Roy and Joni ( Chapter 8 )

                          PLEASE READ EARLIER CHAPTERS FIRST

Friday night finally arrived. Roy took a shower in the morning and another one late Friday afternoon---Ditto on two shaves (He really didn’t need either one.) Joni settled for one 2 hour long tub bath, with several ounces of “Summer Evening” bubble bath. This date for both Joni and Roy was wrapped in mystery and tied with a multi-colored cord of anticipation. For Joni, several dates were part of her social history. Roy, on the other hand, could count his special dates on one hand---really three fingers. On the surface, and to an outsider, this was a classic case of a seasoned veteran dating a rookie. This was not going to be a boxing match; however, each could easily envision some “clenching.”  

Roy had unfolded and refolded Larry’s hand drawn map to Joni’s home so many times, a couple of the sections looked as if they had been cut with a sharp knife. The “Lewis and Clark” map to future adventure and delightful discovery rested securely next to Roy in the passenger’s empty seat. He was surprised, and a tad disappointed, he was not more anxious.  He knew that when he saw Joni again all bets were off. He had started for her house several minutes earlier than necessary and he slowed way down about five miles from her house. The closer he came to her house, the more times he looked into the rear view to check his front teeth and hair. This was going to be a big, big evening  so he put two chlorophyll breath mints in his mouth, without thinking his tongue turned green—that’s just great! He quickly used his tongue to rubber around his mouth in a desperate attempt to dislodge the green stain. The main advantage of his double dose of breath control is that it worked like a champ. Maybe a little green in the mouth is not all that bad. Fresh breath trumps a green tongue---at least in Roy’s book.

Meanwhile in Joni’s home she gargled Listerine so many times her tongue was practically numb. Hair check number three confirmed that she was mission ready. Ditto her white blouse with the almost obligatory gold mustard seed necklace around her well-scrubbed, elegant neck. Joni was indeed a beautiful young woman. Tonight she was nervous. She really wanted to get to know this country boy who cannot fast dance. She liked him for that reason alone.

Roy parked on the street in front of Joni’s house.  He bravely walked onto a small cement landing in front of an aluminum storm door and rang the doorbell---now it was nervous time. Joni’s mother answered the door and welcomed Roy into the living room. His introduction of himself was not Fuller Brush greeting material, but it got the info across. Joni’s mom looked as if she was on some undisclosed road to recovery. She walked to the stairs, lifted her voice  and announced to her daughter that her date was there. Joni slowly walked down the dozen or so steps and gave Roy the biggest smile she had. Roy was overwhelmed by her beauty, her hair, her smell, and her clothes which did ample justice to her shapely figure.

Roy stuck out his right hand toward Joni. She preempted the handshake and without warning gave him a polite grade school kiss on his cheek. This innocent kiss prompted Joni's mother to look down and attempt to wipe a non-existent piece of lint from her dress.He could feel the warm color rising and he swallowed hard and said, “Gee, Joni you look great.” Joni’s mom viewed his comment as an opportunity to exit stage left into the dining room.

Joni simply replied, “Thanks, I’m ready to go if you are.”
“Sure thing Joni.”
“Mom, we’re leaving now.”
“Fine, Roy it was good to meet you. Enjoy the movie”
“Nice to meet you also.”

Roy opened the varnished front door and the  storm door for the prettiest girl he had ever seen.Outside, Joni grasped his hand and they glided to the car. Passenger door opened, Joni slides in and Roy confidentially walks around the front of the car and took a couple of deep breaths before opening the driver’s side door. So far so good. This was exactly what he had hoped the first date would be.

Without any attempt at etiquette, both spoke exactly at the same time, “I didn’t think Friday night would ever get here.” They both laughed as she slide over next to her first date with this real farm boy who looked like he was no stranger to the sun and heavy, hard farm work.

Off to the movie.
                                    To be continued…….


Friday, October 13, 2017

Roy and Joni (Chapter 7)

   Roy and Joni (Chapter 7)   When Dreams and Hearts Collide 

                  (Please read previous chapters first)

Joni was a wonderful mystery to Roy. What he knew about her was based on just one meeting and some general comments volunteered from Larry. Maybe it was what Roy didn't know or even want to know that made this special creature so exciting. Biographies were for school work. Roy only wanted to be near Joni and to mutually seek to experience the joy and uniqueness of that magic that exists between a man and a woman. Roy was drowning in a sea of love and he didn't want anybody to rescue him.

Joni was a product of a broken home--her father left her mother when Joni was 12 for a woman 18 years his junior.  It is a gross understatement to say Joni's mother didn't handle the divorce in an adult manner. For several months after the divorce her mother would drink in the house and just before passing out, or going to bed, she would rant and rave to Joni about how bad her father was, and in fact, how terrible all men were.

Later, she graduated to the local bars and clubs to drink with fellow female friends who were traveling down the same divorce road to recovery. The talk was always the same: They each had done 
nothing, not one thing, to cause their divorce.  A couple of drinks later, it was about working overtime to make house and car payments, children's dental expenses not covered by the insurance from the ex, and the latest counselors their children were seeing--again covered by the ex. Before the regular Friday night ex-wives club meeting broke up, a few of the members expectantly called their baby sitter to announce they would be a few hours later than promised. They did not mention they had an after meeting appointment with a new male acquaintance. Joni's mother married one of her new acquaintances when Joni was a junior in high school. Joni and her step father had an unspoken peaceful co-existence understanding. Neither would bother the other. Joni's mother liked it that way. Her step-father liked it that way and Joni liked it that way. Happy family conversations only happened on the Ozzie and Harriet Nelson TV program---never in Joni's family. 

When Joni started dating, she had a perspective about males that was in large measure shaped by a mother who distrusted all men and a father that had hurt her mother. Up until now, she was a surrogate warrior for her mother against her father and her own war against all men. She had lots of notches on her weapon of choice---breaking hearts after a warm build up then the big break up. Something was happening with Roy---never been on date with him. Friday could not come soon enough.  

                                     (To Be continued...)

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Roy and Joni (Chapter 6)

Roy and Joni (Chapter----6)—When Hearts and Dreams Collide  

                           (Please read previous chapters first)  
                                 
Words have power. Words can strengthen. Words can weaken. Words can calm. Words can excite. Roy’s well thought out, romantically expressed, letter produced a kaleidoscope of feelings in all parties---Roy, Joni, and Larry.

Roy wondered, before Larry’s communication of Joni’s “Yes”, if his letter would illicit the response he sought. Had he been too direct? Had he been direct enough? Would Joni be able to measure the depth of his feelings for her? Perhaps she might think he was insincere. If she accepts his invitation for a date, where would their all too brief friendship go next? He had produced his best effort and nothing could be done now to alter anything in the letter. In sum, he was pleased, more than pleased, that his feelings were well expressed in the most important letter he had ever written. When he had negative thoughts about the effectiveness of his letter to  Joni, the remembrance of her fragrance and especially her kiss always served as a “Fail Safe” emotional backstop. In his room, Roy tuned his shortwave receiver from international broadcasts to Top 40 stations. He never thought this would ever happen.

It was Joni who thought about Roy’s letter in ways new to her. For the very first time, she wondered about someone else’s feelings besides herself. She had a mixed assortment of feelings of excitement, pangs of guilt for rushing the one night relationship, and sensing Roy was too innocent and sweet to be played like all of her previous boyfriends. Her honest anticipation for Friday night’s date with Roy was surprising to her. Normally, thoughts of an impending date were always focused on what to wear. Maybe a little, very little, about what was planned for the date? She kept asking herself, “Why am I letting a 45 minute conversation, one dance and one kiss have such an insane impact upon me?” Furthermore, she silently wondered how a country boy, with no phone, could write a letter that sounded like a Shakespearean love sonnet. In a way, she regretted asking Larry to read the letter over the phone. After all, it was a private letter designed for private reading.

Surprisingly, it was Larry who was conflicted like never before. How he wished he had never permitted Joni to talk him into reading Roy’s letter over the phone. He felt a certain amount of joy in hearing Joni’s acceptance of Roy’s invitation. Yet, he was jealous of his best friend’s writing. Larry thought about things Roy described when he was dating Joni; however, he knew he could never say or write in a manner that had such an immediate and profound impact upon Joni. Larry had heard many Sunday School lessons and long sleepy sermons on jealousy and covetness. Nonetheless, if his spiritual state were measured just now, it would be in the alarm producing red zone. He knew it and that made him feel worse. Larry was jealous of his best friend. Furthermore, he could kick himself for not trying harder to restrain and retrain Joni’s radar searching eyes. He simply gave up and gave in. How dumb can one man be? Larry rationalized his jealousy by predicting the Roy and Joni Show would be cancelled after just a couple of performances.

                                                          (To be continued)


  

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Roy and Joni (Chapter---5)

                      When Dreams and Hearts Collide
                        (Please read previous chapters)

Larry called Joni Sunday after lunch and asked, “Will you be home this afternoon? I have a letter from Roy for you.”

“Larry, I’m sorry we are going to my niece’s first birthday this afternoon. How about reading the letter over the phone to me? Okay?” While she awaited Larry’s response, she twirled a lock of her blonde dyed hair which rested over her right eye.

“Joni, I don’t feel real comfortable about doing that because the letter is in a sealed envelope.” When he said that, he held the envelope up close to his desk lamp. This external examination confirmed a folded letter was inside.

“Come on; he’s your best friend and you and I dated a few months back----s-o-o-o it figures we are all friends here. Go ahead open it and read it to me.” Joni’s line of reasoning was flawed; however, he thought about their short but torrid romance and convinced himself it was probably OK.

“Alright Joni, I don’t like it, but I will I’ll tell Roy why I read it over the phone.”

“Remember Larry, you and I were once special friends, very, very close special friends.”

This was the clincher for Larry. They were very, very good friends. His memory tape went into playback mode. Who could say no to a girl who could kiss like Joni?

Larry tapped the envelope on his desk to insure the letter was settled at the bottom. Even though he felt like one of those communist spies on TV, he tore the envelope open and withdrew the hand printed letter and read it out loud.

Dear Joni,

Do you believe in love at first sight? Before I met you I didn’t know whether I did or not. Now, I’m a believer! Since that wonderful Friday night I have thought of only you. I have never felt this way before. Also, I’ve never written a letter like this before.
I so very much want to see you again; to be near you. I want to inhale your intoxicating fragrance that awakens every part of me , to hear you laugh, and to look into your eyes once more.  Please say yes to my desire to come by your house at 6:30pm this Friday night. We’ll take in a movie of your choice, followed by a burger and a coke.

If possible, let Larry know of your willingness to share a Friday night movie with me. He’ll draw me a map to your house. Please say yes.

Your not so secret admirer,

Roy

PS: Please communicate your decision before Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting. I’ll be anxiously awaiting  your Yes.

There was an unannounced silence for a few moments. Joni spoke first, “Wow! I sure do like the way that farm boy writes!”

Larry, swallowed hard and said, “I can’t believe that’s the same Roy I know! He normally talks about his shortwave radio he built and his dream of going to State Tech to studying electrical engineering. Joni, what in the world did you do to Roy?”

“Well you ought to know. You once told me no one could kiss like I could. You and I had lots of practice; I only kissed Roy once---but it was a good one. Tell this cute Country Romeo I’ll be ready and waiting for him Friday night.”

Larry was happy for Roy; however, he could not forget his red-hot dating experience with Joni. She sure could kiss, thought Roy’s best friend.

                                                To Be Continued

  

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Roy and Joni--(Chapter 4)

             Roy and Joni         ( CHAPTER 4)
                         Please read other chapters first


Roy’s dear Joni letter was unusual---in both content and construction. Larry received it Sunday morning prior to Sunday School at the weekly “Meet and Greet” gathering in the Fellowship Hall. The letter was sealed; consequently, Larry had no idea of what was inside. Later he would learn about the letter---more than he ever wanted to know.

Both going to and from church, Roy was very quiet, even more than normal. For the first time in his parent’s memory, he ate only a small portion of Mom’s beef roast and co-cooked carrots and potatoes. As soon as Sunday dinner was over, he asked to be excused and went silently to his room. 

Once inside, he retrieved his  draft letters from a waste can, the one with a big green 4-H emblem on it, and read them silently and then he whispered the contents of the final draft out loud to hear how it might sound to Joni. Thank goodness he dropped the “How are you? I am fine.” Opener after draft #2. That’s junior high stuff; kid’s stuff; and after all this is the big leagues. As he practiced on the lined yellow tablet, her face, her smile, her eyes, her laugh, her flowing, shiny hair, her head-turning figure and a thousand other features that would fill up a big pickup truck were front and center on his mind and in his heart. He could almost smell her breath taking perfume and taste the sweet residue of their first real kiss. She had captured his apt attention and ruled his entire personhood. He wondered how it was possible to simultaneously feel pride in writing his authentic love letter and feel more than a little fear that his letter was too short? Too long? Or maybe, just Goldie Locks right? For better or for worse, the letter was in Larry’s possession and would soon be given to Joni.

 The short letter, carefully printed on one sheet of Mom’s light blue stationary, boldly said:


Dear Joni, 

                                             To Be Continued....

Friday, July 21, 2017

Roy and Joni (Chapter 3)

Roy and Joni: When Dreams and Hearts Collide
                   Chapter 3 (Read previous chapters first)


Roy woke up in Larry’s Victorian style house Saturday morning; put down five prize-winning pancakes prepared by Larry’s mother, got his few things together and drove the family’s old rusty Studebaker truck back to his farm. The events of the previous night now seemed dream like; he was afraid he would awaken and everything, especially Joni, would just be erased from his mind, and his heart. Sure, Roy had some girl friends in the past, but Joni was different. The 12 miles from Larry's seemed to evaporate into oblivion.

He arrived just as his Dad was preparing to bale some high quality alfalfa hay in what was referred to in the family as “The Back Field.”. The fast-warming sun had removed all of the dew on the hay, which was cut and raked Friday afternoon. Alfalfa hay was prized hay. It had more nutrients per pound than any other hay. In addition, as a legume, the alfalfa plants put much needed nitrogen back into the soil. It was the ultimate win-win farm crop.

When he arrived home his Dad laid out the coming day's master plan, “Get your work clothes on son and drive the old truck to the back field. I got the wagon back there yesterday. Bill Snyder is bringing his John Deere tractor over to pull the hay wagon and his boy Otis will drive the tractor and you and Bill will pick up the bales and put ‘em on the wagon and stack ‘em in the barn loft.”

“Sure thing, Dad.”

“Did you have a good time at Larry’s?”

“I had a swell time. I met a very pretty girl too.”

“That’s great; today we need to work pretty hard to get the bales in before that rain gets here.” (Roy thought his Dad may have been poking some fun at him by the way he used the word “pretty.”)

Just as Roy's Dad completed greasing the hay baler, and connecting it to the Farmall H model, Bill and Otis arrived.

"Hi there neighbor. Sure glad you gents can help us with the hay," said Roy's Dad as he shook Bill's hand.

"Yeah, the 6 am weather man on the radio said some rain might be coming our way. We'll do all we can," replied Bill.

The caravan of farmers and their equipment resembled an army convoy.  Leading the slow moving pieces of old, but reliable machinery was Roy's Dad pulling the baler with the Farmall H model tractor, followed by Bill and Otis with their John Deere. and Roy in the old pickup truck bringing up the rear. Roy had placed three 5 gallon cans of United Farmers CO-OP gas in the bed of the truck for the Farmall tractor. Bill brought his own fuel for the John Deere. It turned out he didn't need to use it and Roy's Dad only needed one can of the extra gas.

The first wagon load went smooth; with the exception of a still alive black snake that was coming out of one of the bales of hay. Roy didn't notice it until he had the bale about half way on the wagon. When he tossed the bale away from the wagon it broke apart. Roy lived in the country, but he hated snakes, especially those he discovered at a very close range.The loose hay was placed in an an adjoining wind row to be re-baled. 

"Roy, I don't like 'em either," encouraged Bill, who was on the wagon stacking the bales as Roy tossed them to him.

No more snakes were discovered during the remainder of the day. However, a ground hog was seen scampering out of its hole when the baler went by. And a red fox, with a long flowing tail was observed as it raced across the far end of the field near a stand of hickory trees. 

Even though it was mid-September, the weather was very hot. Roy had a hard time recalling how cool it was in Larry's air conditioned home. He had no difficulty remembering how pretty Joni was and how they both seemed to hit it off so well. He never reflected on who asked who to dance and who kissed who.    

Roy’s Mom met the sweaty hay field trio of Bill, Otis and Roy as they were pulling the wagon out of the barn after the second load and she gave Roy a faded brown wicker picnic basket and a large glass jar filled with ice cold sweet tea. She placed a wet towel on top of the basket to be used to clean some hard working hands before eating a quick, but much appreciated, 15 minute hay field lunch. Roy's Dad remained in the field racing some gathering clouds in the distance.

By 5:30 pm all 319 bales had been safely and neatly stored in the barn loft. This sweaty quartet of farmers had just made it to the front porch when it seemed as if the clouds had all been unzippered at once. A big pitcher of lemonade was finished off as the gents watched the rain come down and renew the very dry soil. And just as rapidly as the rain started, it stopped and the sun immediately started shining.

Bill and Otis jumped on the green John Deere and just before starting for home, Roy’s Dad said, “Bill, I owe you one.”

Bill didn’t say anything, he just tipped his Ready-Mix Feed cap and aimed that putt-putt-putt reliable old tractor toward his neighboring farm. Folks in the country help each other simply because it is the right thing to do.  

Roy used the 30 minutes or so rain-delay to go over in his mind---for the seventh time---what he was going to write to Joni. He wanted to be positive, but not pushy. He wanted to be sincere, but not syrupy. He wanted to be definite, but not demanding. He just wanted to have a date with the prettiest, best smelling girl he ever met.

That night in his upstairs bedroom, he started and stopped and started over again, his printed note----this was no time to be misunderstood by his less than perfect cursive handwriting. It was past midnight when he completed his most important note to be given to Larry at church on Sunday morning. Occasionally, a person can be so tired or excited that sleep seems far, far away.  Roy was both.
                                        (To Be Continued) 

   

Sunday, July 2, 2017

ROY and JONI (Chapter 2)

Roy and Joni: When Dreams and Hearts Collide
      (After Several Months of Not Writing Fiction, Here’s My Latest Effort)
                                               

                                                CHAPTER 2

Roy Wilson was a novice, a neophyte, a newbie in all matters of expressive adult love.

From his open upstairs window, he could not feel much of a breeze to the humid, hot summer nights. Living in the country had more than a few hardships; but, there were sounds and smells the urban environment could never duplicate. The katydids played a nightly staccato concert just outside his bedroom. In the woods just south of his home the mournful call of whippoorwills punctuated the dreamy night air. Occasionally, a hoot owl, sitting alone on an unknown tree, came forth with a bass note of emphasis which completed the nocturnal orchestra. The intoxicating heavy aroma of honeysuckle blooms, located just across the graveled lane, served as a welcomed consolation to the stale air in his bedroom that was too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter. Roy often told himself, all things considered, that his country location was as close to Heaven a fellow of 19 could get without dying. Nightly sleep would have gently occurred much sooner had he not always been thinking about her---Joni Marlow.

Joni lived closer to the city and  her home was air conditioned and the only nightly sounds she heard at night was the DJ from a Rock n’ Roll radio station located in the state capitol. “Mr. Action Jackson” was like most DJ’s on her AM radio, he talked too much---“Honey child, I’m your man with my plan!” Joni knew his 11 pm sign on phrase by heart: ”AJ the DJ is feeling fine and sharing my time playing the big records with the little holes and the little records with the big holes!” Joni, like most female radio listeners, had a mental image of her favorite DJ as a tall, Honor Graduate of the Charles Atlas Body Building course. In point of fact, he was overweight and stood 5 feet 9 inches in his Chuck Taylor tennis shoes. Each night he had three or four Mars Bars near the turntable in his cramped studio. When his 57 year old producer was still in a popular watering hole, located a couple of buildings north of the radio station having just one more for the road, the deep voice DJ had to pull his own records and try to finish the poorly written commercials on time.

Joni did think a lot about Roy---he was her latest fixer-upper project.  A little work here, a little work there and Roy would be ready to venture forth into the world of his dreams.  

                                          (To Be Continued)

Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday

Saturday, July 1, 2017

ROY and JONI (Chapter 1)

Roy and Joni: When Dreams and Hearts Collide
      (After Several Months of Not Writing Fiction, Here’s My Latest Effort)

                              CHAPTER 1  (Please read Chapter 1 first)

Roy Wilson was hardly the stereotypical farm boy. It was strange how he liked living in the country; however, he did not like farming. Of course he did his share of chores and manual farm labor. But his dreams were far removed from the Farmall H model tractor that he had driven since he was 12 years old. Roy had once visited a cousin in a large urban area and there he discovered how a small crystal radio, without any power, could receive AM stations several miles away. A few months later, he spent the night with an aunt and uncle who lived in another state. They had a large console Zenith radio, complete with shortwave frequencies. For the first time he heard the BBC from London and Radio Moscow from the Soviet Union. This radio was above and beyond the small black Philco radio that was in his own home. Roy’s horizons had gone international.

Even though he was 19, his still lightly freckled face and light brown flat top gave strangers the impression he was maybe 16, 17, at the most. He was not skinny, neither was he a candidate for the next Mr. America contest in Los Angeles. He had been one of the top students in his small rural high school class. The first year after high school was Roy’s initiation into the world of serious farm work and sweet smelling girls from the city.

How Roy met Joni was different to say the least. He had a friend in the city, Larry, who was best friends with Sammy, a same age son of one of the richest families in the county. One Friday night Roy was invited to spend a night at Larry’s and they went to a party at Sammy’s after a football game. No alcohol, but several local girls were present. Sammy had the first Hi-Fi phonograph player Roy had ever heard.  Sammy’s folks were away on a political trip to Washington, D.C. Sammy’s older brother was somewhere in the six bedroom house, but not present at the party. It was there Roy met Joni. Some of the party goers were dancing and Roy, and a few other fellows, were sitting in the several folding chairs arranged in a semi-circle for the party.

Joni approached Roy and asked, “Want to dance?” Roy sure didn’t know how to fast dance. His “No, not now” was correctly interpreted by Joni as “I don’t know how to fast dance.”  There was something in his face and speech that radiated his innocence with girls. Joanie immediately sat down in one of the gray soft seats folding chairs beside Roy. Roy was startled by her boldness, yet he was glad she chose to sit by him. She had on a perfume that momentarily caused Roy to think of things he shouldn’t have.

“Hi, I’m Joni. I haven’t seen you in town before.”
“I’m Roy and we live out in the country: Ten miles south and two miles east of here.”
“Did you drive in for the party tonight?”
“No, no I’m spending the night at Larry’s. I had no idea we were coming to this party.”

Joni was even more attracted to this fellow who gives me specific directions to his house and tells me he didn’t come to just pick up a date to take home. Joni prided herself on her quick way of reading people, especially, country folks like Roy. Joni knew something about dating, she had already dated three of the boys at the party.

When a slow record started, Joni stood and reached for Roy’s hands, “Let's slow dance, you know how, so come on.”
Roy’s initial reaction to Joni’s forward manner was fast melting. “Ok, but I have two left feet.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll not step on either one of them.”
During the song, “Star Dust”, neither said a word. When the music stopped, they were still silently swaying.
When Roy realized they were the last two still standing, he attempted to move Joni toward the chairs. Joni resisted and drew Roy close to her and gave him a friendly sister like kiss on the cheek. Roy could feel his farmer’s tan face reddening.

Roy was at one and the same time feeling bolder, but also weaker. They got some punch and resumed sitting next to each other. Joni spoke first, “You get into town often?”
“Only on Saturday’s when we come in to get our corn ground and Mom does her grocery shopping.’
“Roy, I hope you don’t think bad of me; but I would like to call you, OK?”
With new found confidence, Roy replied, “Joanie, I hope you don’t think bad of me, but we don’t have a phone.”
Joni thought to herself, “This is too good to be true. This guy IS country”

Roy realized he saw Larry every week at the church, both attended and asked Joni if she would permit Larry to serve as a courier.
She asked, “Why does Larry come to the country to go to church?”
“Larry’s family has deep family roots in the community surrounding our church and they drive down every Sunday to go to church and eat lunch with their relatives.”
“Sure, that’s OK with me. Roy, I like you.”
“Joni, I like you too. I’ll send a note with Larry this Sunday. Hey, that’s just two days from now!”

Roy, stood with Joni as the party wound down and walked her to the car that had brought most of the girls to the party.
Without any words, Joni placed both of her hands on each side of Roy’s face and gave him a full lips-to-lips kiss and for the very first time he felt a girl’s tongue quickly dart into his mouth. His entire body shuddered. He was nearly speechless, but did recover enough to say he would send a note Sunday with Larry.
Joni closed her right eye and performed an extended wink as she slowly nodded her blond dyed head one time in affirmation. A subdued closed mouth smile followed.

This early to bed and early to rise son of the soil was smitten, hooked, entangled in Joni’s well-practiced web of male allurement. As he was on his way to Larry’s car he kept rubbing his front teeth with his tongue in the hope of reconstructing Joni’s goose bump-producing kiss. 
   
                                           (To Be Continued)