BILL OF RIGHTS FOR OLD MEN !

Old men have earned the following RIGHTS:


1. To call grandkids several names before getting the name right.


2. To tell tall tales of their athletic days.


3. To add an "S" to any store (i.e. Wal Marts, K-Marts, Sonics, etc.)


4. To drive several blocks with the turn signal on.


5. To immediately head for the sporting goods department after entering any store.


6. To give candy to grandkids when grandma is not looking.


7. To use more than one napkin at each meal.


8. To leave loose change anywhere they want.


9. To often forget to take their morning meds.


10. To read and re-read stories and poems first discovered in school.


GLENN <><
Just West of Yesterday