Wednesday, October 29, 2014

LIFE MIGHT BE BETTER IF.........

1. Only young women between 17-35 wrote all of the Love Songs.


2. Only old men between 50-90 wrote all of the Love Poems.


3. Kids made their parents eat the spinach and be in bed by 9:30 each night.


4. Every pound of non-perishable items brought into a home required an equal amount be removed.


5. Political candidates paid residents to the countless telephone polls.


6. All teacher were required to sign a Loyalty Oath to the United States.
 
7. Professional athletes were limited to 50 people who could "Roll" with their "Posse."


8. Gun Smoke re-runs were limited to only 37 showings.


9. Fishing and Hunting TV shows be limited to only 27 minutes of commercials during a 30 minute episode.


10. Jewelry Stores and Beauty Salons were equipped with soft recliners for the "captured and hapless" men forced to be inside.


Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday




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