Monday, October 27, 2014

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OF THESE ???

1. Nobody goes there anymore; it is too crowed. (Yogi Berra)


2. They never have my size.


3. Nobody cooks anymore.


4. We never used to have weather like this before.


5. There's is nothing good on TV anymore.


6. He never liked to stay home even as a teenager.


7. She always wanted to stay home even as a teenager. 


8. When I grow up I want to be ................


9. The coldest winter I ever spent in my life was the summer I spent in San Francisco (Mark Twain)


10. Life is like a movie--except no background music.


11. He wont bite.


12. The electric bill was misspent to the water company. 


Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday

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