Monday, October 20, 2014

OLD MEN HAVE STILL GOT IT !!! v2.0

TODAY I MADE A PURCHASE AT WALGREENS AND THE CLERK TRIED TO UP SELL ME SOME CANDY BARS. (Very common Walgreen practice)


I REMARKED THAT I BELIEVED HE WOULD MAKE A FINE LAWYER. HE REMARKED," I DON'T THINK SO. THAT IS NOT MY FORTE'"


I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF. I SAID, "DIDN'T JOHN WAYNE STAR IN THAT MOVIE?" (Silence followed)


I SAID, "YOU KNOW--- FORTE' APACHE!"


HE MISSED THE PUN BUT THE FOLKS BEHIND ME GOT IT!


SCORE ONE FOR OLD MEN !!! I JUST ENJOY LEAVING THE YOUNG GUYS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY PUNS.


GLENN <><
Just West of Yesterday



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