TODAY I MADE A PURCHASE AT WALGREENS AND THE CLERK TRIED TO UP SELL ME SOME CANDY BARS. (Very common Walgreen practice)
I REMARKED THAT I BELIEVED HE WOULD MAKE A FINE LAWYER. HE REMARKED," I DON'T THINK SO. THAT IS NOT MY FORTE'"
I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF. I SAID, "DIDN'T JOHN WAYNE STAR IN THAT MOVIE?" (Silence followed)
I SAID, "YOU KNOW--- FORTE' APACHE!"
HE MISSED THE PUN BUT THE FOLKS BEHIND ME GOT IT!
SCORE ONE FOR OLD MEN !!! I JUST ENJOY LEAVING THE YOUNG GUYS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY PUNS.
GLENN <><
Just West of Yesterday
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