Friday, June 26, 2015

The top 3 arguments a husband will never win !

1. Driving Lane Choice on New Highway--Wife can make this decision a Life or Death matter. If husband turns out to be correct, the next few days will be the silent treatment. If she is right, she will take many, many "victory laps" and will not stop celebrating for six weeks.  

2. Christmas gifts for in laws---She is a walking mathematical wizard on sizes, even if she has only met someone just  one-time. Be prepared to stand in line on Dec 26th.

3. I get nervous just typing this---Removing "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" Tags from bedding products. The comments in the proceeding paragraph might confuse you. She says cut them off. I have visions of the CIA,FBI, CSI, IRS, and the cast from "Blues Brothers" crashing through our windows the very second I respond to her comments and cut them off.   

A few years ago, I would imagine the invasion taking place at the mountain top of an evening in which the wonderful differences between husband and wife were lovingly being celebrated !!!

Question:   Anyone out there know what the cost is for a complete body transplant ??????????????

Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday

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