Sunday, October 11, 2015

WHOOPEE CUSHIONS, FAKE VOMIT, ITCHING POWDER


FAMOUS JOHNSON SMITH NOVELTY CATALOG


EVERY BOY HAD ONE OR HAD ACCESS TO ONE.
THE ONLY TWO GAGS I EVER OWNED WAS FAKE VOMIT AND A HANDSHAKE BUZZER. I SPENT MANY HOURS THINKING OF STUDENTS I COULD PULL SOME GAGS ON. ITCHING POWDER WAS ONE I REALLY WANTED. MAN, THE WHOLE SCHOOL COULD BE SCRATCHING AT THE SAME TIME!


MOST WERE PRETTY MILD. A FLY IN A PLASTIC ICE CUBE. GOGGLE-EYE GLASSES, FAKE SNOT, AND FAKE CUT THUMB. HOWEVER, SOME WERE LESS MILD: EXPLODING INK PENS, HOT POWDER FLAVORED CHEWING GUM, AND GROSS STINK BOMBS.


THE COMPANY IS STILL IN BUSINESS; HOWEVER, THE REAL FUN ITEMS ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE!


GLENN <><
JUST WEST OF YESTERDAY









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