TOP THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE:
1. Laughed at a joke you have heard before
2. Pretended to know a person that knows you
3. Stayed up past 2am to watch a dumb movie
4. Re-lick a finger to remove dust from dryer
5. Lick an envelope flap after eating chocolate
6. Pretended to be a helpless digital dummy
7. Watching kids cartoons when no kids around
8. Putting a new gift in garage sale by mistake
9. Pretending to be asleep when church calls
10. Walking across street to avoid someone
11. Hiding your favorite candy from spouse
12. Eating dry sugar cereal before breakfast
13. Loaning money you know will not return
14. Hugging a relative you don't like
15. Taking bought cake to family reunion
16. Being misty-eyed during National Anthem
17. Doubling hot chocolate mix in cup
18. Praying sloppy house guests leave soon
19. Giving an unopened gift to someone else
20. Buying a meal for person you don't know
GLENN <><
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