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YOU
MIGHT BE AN OLD MAN IF..............
1. you get to eat first at the
family reunion.
2. the Garbage Men call you
"Mister."
3. attractive women open doors for
you.
4. Boy Scouts flip a coin to see
who leads you across the street.
5. your portable medicine safe can
be used as a weapon.
6. teenagers sing Christmas Carols
on your front yard before stealing your decorations.
7. grand children bait your
fishing hook.
8. you win Gabby Hayes Look-a-Like
contest.
9. your neighbor's
kids think you are a Wal-Mart Greeter.
10. the "Blue Hair"
widow in the church choir looks HOT.
Glenn <><
Just West of Yesterday
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